New, Unpublished Stuff

               This "Copy and Paste" is really neat!    

        

Just Remember, Don't Tug on Superman's Cape and Don't Spit Into the Wind    

 

Automobile Stories

Adventures at the Carwash

A funny thing happened on the way to my Shrink

Beware of cars going down the road without drivers

High School, good times with my Sprite and awkward moments with the prettiest girl on campus

Having HAL with you on Spring Break

I may be old and soft, but I'm not an old softie

Super glue and "I love you!"

 

Dog Tails, I mean Tales

And the score is; Dog-3/ Roommate-0

A translator for talking dogs?

Is there such a thing as glasses for dogs?

Some nonsense about talking dogs

 

It's not easy living in my family

Hormones and happy times

If you can't embarrass a family member, who can you embarrass?

I'm just not going to use any of those cotton-pickin bad words anymore!

It's not nice being a jerk, but sometimes it's funny

My first Jewish wedding, what a hoot!

Some thoughts on age, and a boyfriend of my daughter who talks too much

Teaching and brain lesions, is there a connection?

There's a snake in the rat cage, what should I do?

Why Does All the Hair That Used to Grow on Top of My Head Now Grow in My Nose and My Ears?

 

Some Strong Opinions.  Phew!

And now, a word from our sponsor!

A resolution to keep on writing, even if I do get rejected a lot

Clara shouldn't have to go to jail just for killing her husband

Dead rats and telephone providers

If Clint Eastwood can still play a cop, why can't Larry be one?

I'm sorry, so sorry.  Please accept my apologies.

More on IT stuff, I'm still stupid

Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be

Run for your lives, there's cheese in the fridge and it's got mold on it!

Some weighty issues about self esteem

There's nothing wrong with this computer.  You're just stupid!

Vacationing in Colorado

"You question my Intelligence?"  "No!  I'm certain of your stupidity."

You've got to suck in order to smoke a cigarette

Why is everybody always picking on me?

 

 

Texas Stories

Flying Pigs and other unlikely occurrences

It's tough to tell an incredible story in Texas without it sounding like good, old fashioned Texas bull

No sweat!  That's easy for you to say skinny guy, try being a fat fellow in Texas during the summer

Some good ol Texas bull tails

Texas football.  A statewide passion

 

Unusual Experiences

If I cant fly a jet, maybe I can sell insurance

Of rubber gloves and zippers

Rat traps and caring people

Huh? What's that you say?   

 

Serious Business Articles

A New Look at Dealing With Employees

Ford F150 Super Crew and Ford F150 Regency Conversion

 

About Dave Hamby

A little bit about me, Dave Hamby

More to come, stay tuned!